• Why is farting so funny?

    I'm stripping the paint from the walls with beer n chips in my gut, giving my gf some nice aromatherapy.... But she does not see the funny side at all! What is going on?
    I'm stripping the paint from the walls with beer n chips in my gut, giving my gf some nice aromatherapy.... But she does not see the funny side at all! What is going on?
    14 answers · Etiquette · 1 decade ago
  • I'm being haunted! someone help me!?

    First off, i'm a 14 year old guy, and I think I'm being followed by a ghost, and i'm really started to get worried. in the shower today and the past 3 days i have heard someone whisper my name, this also happens when i'm trying to fall asleep at night. This morning i woke up with blood on my hand, but with no wounds any ware on my... show more
    First off, i'm a 14 year old guy, and I think I'm being followed by a ghost, and i'm really started to get worried. in the shower today and the past 3 days i have heard someone whisper my name, this also happens when i'm trying to fall asleep at night. This morning i woke up with blood on my hand, but with no wounds any ware on my body. sometimes i would see like 5-10 second hallucinations of people being killed, like people burning on a big stick. or people being drowned, or hanged... two days ago, i had a very vidid dream of someone being hanged, and a picture of a rock, and all sorts of weird stuff. i don't know if i'm going crazy, or if i'm just... i don't even know, any advice would be great. my whole life i've liked ghosts, and saw them in movies and things... but this is just... just please help i'm scared.
    15 answers · Paranormal Phenomena · 6 years ago
  • I think.i have some sort of powers?

    Not trying to sound weird or anything but I think I have some sort of sixth sense. I feel like things have allready happened when they are happening right there. And I can tell when something bad is going to happen. I also have theese dreams. Thread nightmares and then they happen. For example before the sandy Hooke shooting I had a dream about kids... show more
    Not trying to sound weird or anything but I think I have some sort of sixth sense. I feel like things have allready happened when they are happening right there. And I can tell when something bad is going to happen. I also have theese dreams. Thread nightmares and then they happen. For example before the sandy Hooke shooting I had a dream about kids getting shot and teachers dying. Will Simone please help.me?
    7 answers · Mythology & Folklore · 6 years ago
  • I had a dream of a angel with black wings saving me?

    In my dream I was laying in the middle of a unknowen feild dying so I closed my eyes to die and felt something wrap around me and lift me but when I realized I was moving I opened my eyes to a tall male angel with black wings carrying me he just looked down and smiled exhausted in my dream I fell asleep then awoke to him sitting next to me on a... show more
    In my dream I was laying in the middle of a unknowen feild dying so I closed my eyes to die and felt something wrap around me and lift me but when I realized I was moving I opened my eyes to a tall male angel with black wings carrying me he just looked down and smiled exhausted in my dream I fell asleep then awoke to him sitting next to me on a couch and a old man was the angle said his name was Eric and introduced me to the man who was a principal of a dark angel school and told me to stay here for a while so I stayed around and Eric introduced me to some female angles in the next room and told me to stay with them until he came back so I looked at the female angels and they started to frown on picked me up and threw me against a wall then the next threatened me with a knife then they told me to get out of here I don't belong they let me go as Eric was walking back so I walked away with him and when they were out of sight I said to him I've got to get out of here I'm going to be killed. He told me that it could happen and I should leave but I had no where to go so Eric agreed to escape with me later that night he met me out the front of the school and we started to run we ran for along time and my body felt exhausted, I ran down a hill with him behind me and came to a stop at the edge of a road then I fell too tired to carry on it started to rain but I wasent moving he caught up and lay next to me sheltering me with his wings so I fell asleep next to him still in my dream I awoke at dawn to some of my close friends around me at the road they said they were looking for me all night them I awoke from my dream But 3 days later I went out drinking with my friends walking down the country side and in the morning I woke up on what seemed to be a firmiliiar road to the one in my dream and i didn't remember anything from that night so I asked them and they told me last night I saw something and ram off into the farm lands I'm really scared about my dreams now pleasehelp
    2 answers · Dream Interpretation · 6 years ago