I have to write this b-4 I forget it. I drifted off to sleep finally. I was water skiing in a murky scum filled backwater stinky swamp. Strips of greenish brown slimy muck reared up off the back of my ski's and slapped me about my back, neck and face. The Gill monster suddenly rose up in front of me and I came to a sudden stop. He was very angry as he asked me "Why you want to take my smoke afore I had a chance to dry it out?" Then he ski'ed up closer to me and said "It's ok dude, they's a plenty I guess" and pointed me to the Black Lagoon and noted my ski lines was up in a hurricane pulling me on my ski's but now they aren't and said "Now how you gonna get on up from dis?" Then he handed me a cereal bowl and said "Here. Tayk dis bowl of disgustion, den you see." Then he clapped his bony fish lips together 3 times. Pock pock pock. I now crave collard greens and fried catfish really bad.1 AnswerPoetry3 hours ago
Tried to post this in dream interpretation. Hope it made it.
I drift off to sleep into a Rolling Stones concert at Hampton Roads Colosseum. It looks scary like a pocket of Hell with urine yellow and blood red spotlight beams constant on the super overpacked upper and bottom bowl of seating. Mick Jagger comes out hands on hip flappin his bony elbows and sings "Chicken Flash Jack it's a eggshell crack, yeaah." I position my elbows like him and fly out of that to the tune of Blinded By the Light but again the next line is "wrapped up like a douche you know they rolled her in the night." As I hear 3 Dog Night's "Momma Told Me Not to Come" I lose my breeze and slide into a strawberry patch to the tune of Strawberry Fields Forever. With strawberry juice all over and my belly cramping my ex is there telling me "Welcome to your first period."
So you tell me. Please. Every night it's weird unending dreams. I just want to sleep. I fell asleep 1/2 hour ago. This woke me and when I finally fall asleep again it will be filled with more of this.Dream Interpretation3 weeks ago
I hear my cell phone ring. I smash it with my fist. I hear something say 'for whom the bell tolls' and I shoot it. It slips to Belle Isle and I grab me a top shelf bottle of moonshine. There's the azhole that I typically hate in the moonshine area that I typically hate. I throw a jug at him and spit. Slide into Richard Petty's 1970 # 43 Plymouth Superbird and I hear him say 'Thats alriite buddy' then I'm eating hominy grits and Jackie Gleason is looking at me going 'hominahominahomina' and I laugh but I wonder should I punch him?
I woke up then.Dream Interpretation4 weeks ago
I've tried feeding him white rice only. Doesn't work. So I just give him whatever he needs. Still, I can feel that damnable underlying hate he has for me. He's just now learning that I understand his little azol rodent grunts. I hear him. He's another complainer.1 AnswerNewborn & Baby4 weeks ago
I fall thru the floor splinter free because the floor is concrete. Wind up in Mayberry in a cell with Otis. Somehow the cell door key is on a nail just outside the cell door. I unlock it and walk out into 1960's Ashville/Weaverville speedway. I'm on the damn track during the race. # 28 with his dam head hanging out the window because his hood just flew open across the windshield is running 110 mph towards me. The car farts and stops and apologizes as do the other cars. I get in the 28 race car. I drive it to Myrtle Beach. Some Mexican dude jumps off a sign into my car and says "JU GO MANG! AHAAAHAA MANG!" I scream back, ''I KNOOOOOWOOOOO!''
Ok. What?Other - Entertainment4 weeks ago
I'm riding on a green deer as it swiftly sways it's head back and forth clipping my grass. It slings me back a bud of Sensimilla and says "HEEEY! REMEMBER THIS SHT!?" Then I squeeze a lime slice on it, take a shot of Tequila and mash that bud up and fold it into some E-Z Wider papers. One toke is half of it and it turns into a moving David Mann poster of me riding a Harley to the tune of David Bowies' song Fame and I can't drive 55 so I drive 85 and slide around weird things to the beat of the song. Cotton Owens stops me and says "Whatnhell man?" I say to him "Is it any wonder?" He says to me "Big frogs say knee deep little frogs say too deep. The hayle you say?" I just slowly drive around him looking at him like HE'S a weirdo and wake up I thought. I go cut my grass with a way too big Bush Hog. I struggle insanely to wake up before I mow my house down. What is my brain doing?2 AnswersPsychology1 month ago
The dimly lit small wood frame place put a slightly light green glow on my waitresses spotted skin and she seemed to have permanently down turned lips. She said "Welcome to toad mountain." I was a little stunned but ordered a burger. She said "would you like flies with that?" Okay, she was Asian, but still...her neck expanded way out for a few seconds after she asked.3 AnswersBooks & Authors1 month ago
For instance. I go to Social Science, pick dream interpretation, winds up in Psychology or Mythology or who knows. Am I doing something ignorant?3 AnswersPsychology1 month ago
You rub O'keefe's skin creme in your hair while somebody tell's you your hair is too rough and then you shave with mayonnaise and a potato chip? Then you're the soda cup cartoon in line with the other snacks singing 'Lets all go to the lobby' while being worried you don't have a crushed ice brain? You spit ice cubes out on Canadians and they say 'what the heck, ay' and a winter squash asks you 'where's the dam garden?'Polls & Surveys1 month ago
I'm for some reason in Maryland. Somebody screams TERNATER! I look up and scream BUT THE SKY IS YELLER! I hear a toilet flush and somebody screams 'DA TERLETS FLUSHING!' The ground spins. I wake up in some abandoned mine. Batman looks at me and say's, 'To the bat cave Robin.' I turn into a Falcon and fly to Atlanta and take a squirt on a 63 Ford Falcon and it wins a drag race. What is my mind unjumbling?2 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 month ago
I'm Eating a pepperoni pizza. The pepperoni thin slices curl up and ask why you got no thicka peeproni slices? So I order a pizza with thick pepperoni slices. A mad woman smacks me with pineapple chunks. I'm thinking why is she mad? She reads my thoughts and I know it. She says why you so stoopy? Suddenly I'm fishing. It's great. I catch a beautiful citation Bass. I weigh it and my talking scales say 10 lbs. or more, CITATION BAYBAH, WOOOO! Then I open the minnow bucket and the the minnows are not happy and it makes me happy because I know an angry minnow will attract. Then suddenly I'm watching Bill Burr and uncontrollably laughing and coughing up thin and thick pepperoni slices and pineapple chunks. But it's good somehow. What is this? Please help.1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 month ago
Ok, I'm eating a slice of watermelon and the seeds are crying PLEASE DON'T EAT ME TOOO! Then...some weird thing about a hemorrhoid talking about watering my greens. Then, a giant bud of sensimilla takes me back to the 70's and I'm really hungry but laughing and getting along with everybody. I over fry some bacon and chopped onions. I heat up and mash some black eyed peas with the bacon n onions. I spoon that over some fat sliced good ole country garden grown termaters and sprinkle sprinkle some white vinegar on it. My hemorrhoid thanks me. WHAAAT?2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 month ago
Here's my latest.
A voice is in the dark telling me to put the lime in the coconut. Scares me a little. I swing a punch in the general direction of it. I feel a little peck on the boxing glove I didn't know I had on. Blank out in sleep for seemingly a couple seconds. Then I see an incredible tornado and I'm once again scrambling for the camera that's never there. Then Tony Soprano appears and say's eeh, Imanodda fat fk. Can't remember the rest. Had to get up.2 AnswersPsychology1 month ago
A day of incredible stress I couldn't sleep
not even blank out, not a peep
finally blank out a moment or two
then ahh suzy Q. Ahh Suzy Q
I liked the way she squaked
I liked the way she calked
Liked the way she squaked
liked the way she caulked..Suzy Q
Ok it was a Hen that calked
she really liked to talk..Suzy Q1 AnswerSingles & Dating1 month ago
Every second of the night, I live another life. Then..then theres another cigar smoking racoon asking me why I let the humming bird feeder run out. A dog owner insisting I take that CD of his dog barking some more. Theres that tornado, where's my camera dream again. Angry swarm of take your pick. Mr. Toomuchtawkysnake. And the frustrating I would so be hitting you more to save my life if this wasn't in slowmo dream.1 AnswerDream Interpretation1 month ago
Did I get banned?14 AnswersYahoo Answers1 month ago