My name is Beansy
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Drew Murty and he lived in a tent in the woods called the wood of pigs and he had to poop in a shed because of the snakes that lived in the toilets and one day he decided he was sick of having to poop in a shed because of the snakes in the toilet so he went on google to find out how to get rid of snakes except he couldn't get on Google because there is no internet in the wood of pigs so instead he got on his bicycle and rode all the way to nodnol which is another name for london and arranged a meeting with robin hood and peter schmeichel and he asked for their advice and they suggested that Drew Murty should hire the pied piper of hamlin to get rid of the snakes but when the pied piper of hamlin arrived at the wood of pigs he said sorry drew murty I don't specialise in snakes so then Drew Murty cried and the pied piper of hamlin went lol what a loser so Drew Murty punched him in the face and put his pipe up his bum and thr Drew Murty arranged a meeting with Andy Cole who said he doesn't really know much about toilet snakes but he thought they could be killed with a nuke so Drew Murty got back on his bicycle and went to north korea and bought a nuke for tree fiddy and came back to the wood of pigs and nuked the toilet snakes and they all lived happily ever after apart from Drew Murty who was killed in a nuclear explosion. The end.1 AnswerBooks & Authors5 days ago
Under current coronavirus restrictions I think it's ok to have sex with a stranger in a field but not in a house. Is that correct?6 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 week ago
I have two hamsters. They’re called Drew Murty and Mr MacWee. I’ve noticed that they don’t seem to like each other. It’s a shame but I don’t think they can cohabit any longer. I’m going to release Mr MacWee into the wild.
When is the best time to do this? I’m thinking as hamsters are nocturnal then early evening, just as the son has set would be best.
Should I just release him in my back garden, or will he come back in the house if I do this? Would I be better to drive him into the countryside before releasing him?6 AnswersRodents1 week ago
I always get 6 eggs with my weekly shopping. I like a boiled egg every day for my breakfast. But not on a Friday. Never ever on a Friday. I'm a devout catholic so I can't eat meat on a Friday. Anyway. This week the shop accidentally sent me a box of 10 eggs. That's too many for me, and I've already ordered 6 for next week. I've read you need to be careful with eggs and their sell by dates so rather than take any risks I thought I should freeze them. Anyway, a few days later I went to the freezer and the eggs had burst. Does this mean the eggs were fertilised and a baby chicken tried to get out?10 AnswersOther - Food & Drink1 week ago
President Donald Trump needs to do something about how hot it is. My suggestion is he sends Space Force towards the sun with fire extinguishers and orders them to reduce the sun's temperature. If this doesn't happen then I will almost certainly vote for Joe Biden. He will get things done.4 AnswersPolitics2 months ago
Since working from home I feel like showering every morning is unnecessary as I only see one person all day. For environmental and financial reasons I'm now only washing once a week. I think it's for the best. It also allows me longer in bed in the morning.
What's the best way of making it so I don't stink for when I want to make love to my wife?21 AnswersMen's Health3 months ago
My wife is due to give birth soon and we were wondering, when the baby comes out will it have long finger nails? Presumably it will have some, and won't have had access to any nail clippers in there. Will we need to cut the baby's nails? Do you get special small baby sized nail clippers or can we use adult sized?5 AnswersNewborn & Baby3 months ago
My wife and I bought a pet rabbit for our daughter. She loves the rabbit. They're best friends. However, my mother in law came over last night and thought the rabbit was food. She's from a big hunting family, and she's always killing things to eat. So, she went to the hutch and hunted our daughter's rabbit and skinned it and baked it into a rabbit pie. We all ate the pie, including my daughter, as we didn't realise it was our pet rabbit. It was pretty good. But how do I explain to my daughter that her granny killed the bunny rabbit and then my daughter ate it?1 AnswerOther - Pets3 months ago
I know the bible. Basically there's adam and eve and a snake makes them eat a apple and god kicks off and then there's moses and he writes the ten commandments and Noah makes a boat for animals and god drowns everyone else and then the baby jesus comes along and feeds everyone bread and fish and turns water into wine and then the Romans kill him and he sings always look on the bright side of life.6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality3 months ago