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im just a laid back kind of person that likes to spend time with her kids .i like to read and love to fish

  • what should i do ???family?

    I have two daughters . One of which lives with me and the other is grown with two children of her own. My youngest is on homebound and just recently had her own child. The problem is every night during her school hours my oldest will show up n let my two grandchildren wreck havoc throughout the house .one of which is sick .soon as she came through the door tonight she went n picked up the newborn letting the sick child cough all over the baby . The teacher got irritated and left .don't get me wrong I love all my children and grandchildren equal. however this is interrupting my youngest schooling and a newborn doesn't need to get sick. This has been going on almost every night this week.I work 40+ hours weekly and my home gets destroyed... not sure how to handle this????

    3 AnswersFamily6 years ago
  • His idea now hes angry?

    my fiance asked me for a threesome with another girl...i finally agreed ....against my better judgement....in the middle of this he got up and walked out upset ? this was his idea and i was only trying to please him.

    5 AnswersSingles & Dating9 years ago
  • my boyfriend has a little?

    weenie ...i dont want to hurt his feelings ...but this is so horrible...should i tell him?

    18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • how to hadle a condeming aunt?

    one of my aunts just passed away two days ago...her daugher has had problms with drug abuse . my other uncle has a wife that the day after the loss started telling my cousin she was nothing but a drug head she was going to hell, and that she didnt feel sorry for her in the least and ect.....this woman calls herself a christian. sorry but i dont think a true christian goes around condeming others to hell. also it is not the time to be saying things like that after the loss of their mom. i really want to tell this woman off because she is saying things like that to other people in the family. i just found out she told my son he was marked by the devil and was going to hell because he has a tattoo...grrrrr.i dont want to show myself at a time like this but someone needs to shut her up. any ideas?

    9 AnswersFamily1 decade ago
  • he lied about his age what do i do?

    ive been dating this guy for some time now.he is really sweet and i have fallen in love with him.only problem is he told me he was 25 he is only 20!he does not know i know yet.i sorta feel betrayed and mad at myself.

    5 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
  • handicapped son and school system how do i handle this best?

    i have a 16 yr old handicapped son that is emotionally and socially around 12 .the public school he attends did not want him there again this year. but of course they had to allow him to.on orrientertation day i could not get off work so my eldest daughter had to take him.upon entering the school and getting his schedule a teacher standing in the hallway told him he smelled like pot.which he did not !he was called to the office where the principal got in his face sniffing at him and said he smelled like ciggerrette smoke and then jerked my sons sunglasses off his head.and said they were not allowed.he then asked if anyone in the home smoked and my daughter said she did and he started to fuss at her she told him that she could do as she pleased she is almost 19 and has already graduated. of course there was tons of kids there with sunglasses on and hats then on to yesterday the first day of school,my son had already paid for his lunch and another boy didnt want his pizza so he gave it to my son.the principal tried to make him pay for it again.i got a call at work saying kenny was in the office and coulnt leave until someone paid for it. my daughter had to take the money up there so he could get into class. of course im very angry but i also know that will not solve the problem. how do i handle this best?

    8 AnswersOther - Family & Relationships1 decade ago
  • Should a 33 yr old woman be sleeping with a guy in his 20's?

    The sex is fantastic, the best I have ever had. He looks soo good! Even my 57 year old mother thinks he's handsome. He is very mature and intelligent for a 24 year old, from Virginia Tech. I don't believe I feel very guilty at all. It is all good, right?

    17 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
  • friends wife?

    One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.

    Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.

    He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, " Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."

    The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • case dismissed?

    lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

    'CASE DISMISSED!!

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • can anyone tell me this song?

    it says something about californias where i want to be

    5 AnswersLyrics1 decade ago
  • does anyone know of this song ?

    it says something about "california is the place i want to be" it is a newer song

    1 AnswerOther - Music1 decade ago
  • fertilizaltion?

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a

    glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm

    celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the

    woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my

    gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched c*cks," he replied.

    She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

    9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • martian love?

    Martian Love

    The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen bring up the subject of sex.

    "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.

    Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

    "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

    "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

    "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

    "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

    "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

    "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

    The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"

    "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"

    "It was horrible," he replies, All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

    9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • choking....?

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    > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they

    > talk about their moonshine operation.

    >

    > Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table, begins to cough.

    > After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she's in real distress.

    >

    > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman

    > shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and

    > shakes her head no.

    >

    > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,

    > yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with

    > his tongue.

    >

    > The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction

    > flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly

    > walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of

    > that

    > there Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

    27 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • the earthworm?

    Earthworm

    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

    The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

    The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole.

    The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house.

    Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks."

    The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

    15 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago