Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Definition of globalization?

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with

an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Welsh lady,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    truely the meaning of globalization haha lmao

    i cant stop laughing and i have a handful of ppl staring at me and giving me dirty looks but i cant help it its too funny

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  • 4 years ago

    All of that is somehow logically interconnected troulbe with it it doesn't contrast the separation of the evil intentions of golbalization engineered by Neocons for world domination. The rest are just minor players in the big scam of the new world order,

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  • 1 decade ago

    How did those pesky Mexicans truck my monitor to Japan?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good !!!

    That's what we call "globalization" !!!

    Have a big hug from

    Aaron / Germany.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent, have a star.

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  • 1 decade ago

    How very true, have a star :-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    ohh how very true that is, god help us

    star time

    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  • the best description yet.lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very well put!

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  • mal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

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