Come one come all anime fans?!?

HI! *waves enthusiastically* How are YOU? No... scratch that.. that's NOT my question.... XD This is a semi-random question... *gestures* SEMI. 'kay? Good.... You are innocently slurping your favorite beverage and listening to your iPod/mp3 player at a dairy farm. You have been on a long exhausting trek... show more HI! *waves enthusiastically* How are YOU? No... scratch that.. that's NOT my question.... XD This is a semi-random question... *gestures* SEMI. 'kay? Good....

You are innocently slurping your favorite beverage and listening to your iPod/mp3 player at a dairy farm. You have been on a long exhausting trek through the rain, scanning orchards and orchards of rug trees, looking for that PERFECT rug... so you decided to stop for some cheese.

You are sitting with your drink and your cheese and your iPod and your umbrella and your rug when SUDDENLY...

Your least favorite anime character appears hauling what appears to be a giant wagon of apples. They look at you, and suddenly start hurling the apples at you!

What do you do?
What item of yours will you use to defeat them?

Um... sorry for this...

Anime Q- What anime characters like apples? ^_^
Update: Pyro did the same thing, Wingz!... ella ella ella... XD
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