Christians: If I was satan what would you do?

Just let me know what is on your mind...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I'd look up, say "oh, it's just you" and get back to what I was doing.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very few christians in history have ever been called to directly confront Satan. Unless you had some very significant prayer support it would be dangerous to confront Satan directly. Best to leave Satan for Jesus. Most christians won't even battle low level demons never mind Satan himself. Start out with the low level demons first and then work up to principalities and powers.

    (Jud 1:9-10) But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not dare to bring a slanderous accusation against him, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!" Yet these men speak abusively against whatever they do not understand; and what things they do understand by instinct, like unreasoning animals--these are the very things that destroy them.

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you were Satan, I would ignore you! But you're not, so I don't need to do that.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I come from the church of satanism so i would worship you

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i aint no god damn christian but i know what I would do.

    I would go through the gates of hell, watch them soldiers looking at me without moving a muscle or bone or what the heck they have. Open the castle's door, walk to you sitting on the throne and say...

    "Move... you're in my sit *****."

    .-.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You *are* Satan, and I'm ignoring you.

  • 1 decade ago

    I know you do not choose what realm you reincarnated in.I wondering what behavior makes you into a asura.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thank God you are not. You are not outside the grace of God. You still have the opportunity to accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

  • ronbo
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    since you cant read human thoughts im not going to tell you. and you can be only in one place at a time.so blah...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bend you over a log and make you squeal like a pig.

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