Premium paid services of Monster.com and Naukri.com?

I got a call from an executive from a job portal site...that if I buy their premium paid services, they would custom make and keep my resume in a special database and GUARANTEED that I'll get a job in 3 months. Is it really worth and true that if you buy premium services from job portals like monster.com and... show more I got a call from an executive from a job portal site...that if I buy their premium paid services, they would custom make and keep my resume in a special database and GUARANTEED that I'll get a job in 3 months.
Is it really worth and true that if you buy premium services from job portals like monster.com and naukri.com, they would find a job in 3 months or at all, and anybody has any experience with these kind of services?
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