Would you ever consider a cat's litter box a 'safe' place to hide valuables?

I have a crappy apartment with nothing to secure my personal safe to. Of all places, a friend suggested I buy as flat a fireproof safe as possible and keep it stored inside of my cat's litter box (I do use litter bags, so there would be no contact between the safe and the mess). He suggested it as being the... show more I have a crappy apartment with nothing to secure my personal safe to. Of all places, a friend suggested I buy as flat a fireproof safe as possible and keep it stored inside of my cat's litter box (I do use litter bags, so there would be no contact between the safe and the mess). He suggested it as being the last place anyone would possibly look.

Do you think his suggestion might be a good one?
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