only traffic offences by accident lol....
there was one surreal incident though - at my local shopping strip about 10 years back, they had these automated toilets which were all automated - push button for doors opening and closing, push button for toilet paper, toilet flushes when you wash your hands, etc, etc.....they were really a pain though and everyone hated them so they were in a constant state of filthiness....apparently they even had some sort of self cleaning cycle, which sprayed water/disinfectant everywhere - so the floor was always wet and just generally really dirty looking.....
.....anyway one day i go to do my business there on a particularly bad day (bowel wise) for me - the maximum occupancy time was 15 minutes because schoolkids would sometimes push the buttons and close the doors with no one inside...a real pain for everyone else.....anyway i'm inside and warning tones are going off that the 15 minutes were almost up but i still hadn't finished.....finally literally on the 15th minute i finish up, go to wash my hands, but the toilet blocks up as the door opens itself at the same time.....while this huge alarm starts going off....luckily there's not many people around, so i just calmly walk away from this toilet block with a huge alarm going off as if i'd started a fire or vandalised something.....no idea to this day what the alarm was for....never ever used those toilets again though!!!! :P
· 3 months ago