Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 year ago

Will you go to my funeral?

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  • 1 year ago

    Is there going to be free booze?

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Maybe. I may be done building my corpse by then, but if I still need body parts I'll come. I'll bring my shovel and a Hefty bag and drag your dead body to my laboratory. I'll use only what I need and feed the rest of you to my dogs. I won't use your brain cause I'll require a normal brain for my creation, but I'll see if you have anything worth re-animating. I'm starting to doubt it.

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  • 1 year ago

    Only if you come to mine?

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  • 1 year ago

    Sure, I will go to yours, if you come to mine.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Will you be buried naked?

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  • anand
    Lv 5
    1 year ago

    Just let me know when it is. I will order a wreath.

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    No

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  • 1 year ago

    Funny thing is you posted this under "Jokes and Riddles" ....!!!

    How appropriate...!!! :-)

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  • What band is playing, because I understand there will be dancing.

    Is it just a DJ?

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  • David
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Sorry but I've got a terrible cold and keep coughing up.

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