If de Ligt signs for Man United, should they make him captain straightaway? Young, born winner and the team needs a dominant leader?
And also for the lols. He'd probably walk in and slap Phil Jones, Chris Smalling and Marcos Rojo in the face within the first five minutes of training, and tell them how useless they are. He'd bark at Pogba to cut out his theatrics, smack the stupid grin off Jesse Lingard's face and instill some solidity at the back, which has been a shambles for years now.