Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 5 months ago

Isn’t it funny how a Christian I know says he will call the cops on me just because I tell kids that Satan can help them?

I tell kids Satan only wants to promote freedom and to let them who they want in life. They are individuals and can live without serving and worshipping a God who says they are evil in the first place. A Christian from a church threatened to call the cops because I promote the truth about Satan.

10 Answers

  • 5 months ago
    Best answer

    You're dumb for believing this, but sounds like you need to be sent to a psychiatric ward instead of a prison.

  • Jen
    Lv 7
    5 months ago

    Of course you would be busted for this. Because of your audience, you most definitely be charged with child abuse under harassment laws (if you are in USA) if I parent complains since "you are doing it consistently" (<--quotes because I dont believe your story)

    Source(s): ex-social worker.
  • 5 months ago

    That is what Satan wants you to believe. He wants you to believe this lie. Don't believe the lie.

    Satan is full of lies and only wants the worst for you and everyone else. That is the truth about Satan.

    Turn to God for the truth and his blessings will follow.

    Turn your back on God and you will receive nothing.

    Don't believe the lies of Satan.

    John 8:44

    “Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.

    He was a murderer from the beginning,

    and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.

    When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own:

    for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

  • 5 months ago

    Good to know your "take" on rational mindsets.

    Genuine Christians know the diabolical nature of your views.

    Good that you brought this up.

    You're now on our radar. As of now, you are being closely monitored.

    Every lie you utter, every hoax you perpetrate, every mind you attempt to pollute, every life you move

    to contaminate - will be met with the power of Light and Truth. Your assertions will be destroyed and

    your every action determined by the answers to our prayers.

    We're now praying re you so strap on your seatbelt for the rocketship ride you're now on.

    You will no longer recognize your life.

    What is your source of information on satan?

    Promotes freedom?

    Have you looked into the atrocities of this world that have been perpetrated under satan and satanic influence.

    Have you read the investigative journalism of many reporters that have looked closely into satanic workings?

    Do you have any idea of the twisted nature of the power you're exposing children to?

    This is wreckless and criminally negligent of you to subject youngsters to the levels of ignorance you

    are showing here.

    You clearly have no idea what you're into or what the children are being introduced to.

    This is akin to a toddler being introduced to exposed live electrical circuitry as a play activity.

    It's one thing to commit your own death wish suicide, but quite another to drag the vulnerable along with you.


    You're being watched.

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  • J H
    Lv 6
    5 months ago

    Yes it is hilarious that you can appear normal to the

    world but not to experienced believers in Christ Jesus.

    It is easy to see in the Spirit that you are stalking

    children and alluring them being a pedophile and

    addicted to child pornography.You need the god of

    this world to lead you into more exciting perversion.

    In order to receive the power of the evil one ,you sell

    your soul and communicate with hell.What you are

    not aware of is the cost.

    Look up how Anton Le Vey screamed for mercy on

    his deathbed before his disciples confessing that he

    was wrong and did not know as he was ushered off

    to hell.

  • 5 months ago

    The Christian has EASY task now. You set some standards, didn't you!!

    Now, since he knows you, knows what you look like, likely knows your HAUNTS, now he also just visits and talks to the kids.

    'Hi kids, did you see that guy (describes you), starts just GREAT discussion.

    Kids now can talk about it.

    'Who do you think satan really is? Did you ever hear of God?'

    I DON'T preach, bcuz all people, all ages have brains.

    THEY are soon laughing at your insane belief'

    Except for budding satanists. Those find you.

    A CHRISTIAN ... OVERCOMES evil with good.

    You're right, it is nonsense to call the police.

    But I WOULD explain to the police what you're doing and how this means I will also go visit these youth.

    Oh, I'd have their attention!!

    Great to expose another satanist. I can look now, track, spiritually stalk!!

    And you certainly can me.

    Welcome it!!

    It must be FUN, engage in an interesting battle.

    Wanna start now?

  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    "because I promote the truth about Satan."

    But you didn't promote the truth about Satan.

    Satan is an imaginary cult creature who doesn't exist in reality.

    Grow the fukkUP

  • 5 months ago

    Satan hates you, me, and everyone he doesn't want to help you, only God wants to help us.

  • Anonymous
    5 months ago

    If they call the cops Satan will come out .

    Gang Members say cops are a gang .

    They communicate , have a chief , all have the same cars , all have guns and stand for the same thing

    but mostly are silent about each other when accused .

    Oh Rodney King has so many cameras on you guys Now so be good little Serpico's and be Frank and Truthful now

  • 5 months ago

    That's pretty funny, but it's also a bit sad when you reflect on how delusional that poor Christian must be. I wonder how the cops will respond when he calls them.

    • Lv 4
      5 months agoReport

      Roll on Floor laughing > once the phone is hung up

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