Can you write me a song under the title "I'm the Earthquake man" with a good chorus...?

I'll use it in a novel and will place your name with it or whatever you wished to be called….and if I get an answer I'm be surprise....
Update: Need to be a Super Hero song of him singing about himself like
I'm the Earthquake Man that I am
I can make the ground shake wherever you stand
So send your villains and send them my way
I'll shake them, rock them and make them pay
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