Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 4 weeks ago

Where is my penis?

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  • 4 weeks ago
    Best answer

    According to this song, someone might be selling it on the street.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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  • 4 weeks ago

    mines on the back of my head, don't know if it's the same for everyone though

  • 4 weeks ago

    Have you been to any parties lately?  Try calling around to see if anyone has seen it.  Make sure they check the medicine cabinet - that's where I always seem to leave mine....

  • In
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Where is the last place you remember having one?

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  • 4 weeks ago

    When you find it, make sure to take care of it by using a penis health creme. Don't you want your penis to have the best nutrients and amino acids, providing oxygen for healthy cell function? If erections make you happy, I'd recommend googling penis health creme. Trust me. Cheers. 

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    How did you survive life not knowing where your penis was?

  • 4 weeks ago

    should be in your undies

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Detachable penis are such a pain.

  • audrey
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Did you ever think maybe you're a girl?

  • balan
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    Well ,you must have lended it to a friend .Regards.

  • Brian
    Lv 6
    4 weeks ago

    Probably under the couch cushions with the rest of the small change.

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