RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 8 months ago

If you drop a copy of Oliver Twist on your bare toe, will it hurt like the Dickens?

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  • 8 months ago
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    It sure will or if it dropped on my toe would that be corny.  

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    No but if you drop it on your d*ck it will

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    8 months ago

    Where forth art thou,SHOE’LIET?!?😭

    I’d TWIST and SHOUT,,RR..

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  • 8 months ago

    I would have Great Expectations that it would hurt. 

    That would be a real  PIP. 

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  • 8 months ago

    Yes,and if you step on a hot cinder,you will say,"Dickens,Howett,Burns.''

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    I'd rather drop A Christmas Carol on Carol's toe for Christmas and let him tell us. 

  • 8 months ago

    Don't know really since never had a copy of that.

  • 8 months ago

    Not as much as if you dropped the real thing.

  • Anonymous
    8 months ago

    No, but if you slam your dickens in the book really hard you’ll see the ghost of future past

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