Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

Vegans cant beat their meat because they dont have any. Those vaginas!?

QUESTION: There arent REALLY Vegans. It's just something young people claim to be because they dont know wtf. Right?

BONUS QUESTION: What favorite clothing item of yours makes you have a better day when you wear it?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Vegans can't beat their meat,  but they can swing their melons. 

    BQ.    This Jacket, of course, ......it's my Navy Cruise Jacket,  and never fails to start  up a conversation.   People always want to know what all the patches  mean....and world travelers are always happy to see their flag......and then ask  how I liked their  country. 

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    • 2 months agoReport

      Oh cruel unforgiving god?  *shakes diaper menacingly at God* (there's really no other way to shake a diaper!)  ...Okay I dont wear a diaper (a monkey might though, and it sounds funny *URP!*

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  • 2 months ago

    This has to be the most random thing I have ever read, and my blue 23yo sweatshirt.

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      Old blue eh? :)

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  • Pronk
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    2 months ago

    Vegans BEET their meet all the time..

    Since they think beets are a good meat substitute.🤣

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      Ok, I made Phil Barnbar up. But still, if someone offers you a beet, run fastly away making barfing noises!

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    My favorite hoodie was stolen during a funeral. 😏 I had it for almost 20 years.

    Other than that, I feel so comfy in basketball shorts. 😄

    No, not a vegan/vegetarian. But I have my no desire for meat moments. This week, just been craving cheese sticks.

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