Did cavemen wait and wait for grapes to get big?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Well, they had really slow internet back then so waiting for grapes seemed normal

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Well, they didnt actually refer to their penii as "grapes". The proper term for penis

    in Caveman speak was Wooka Wooka, Woo!!

    But they did wait for them to grow, often to no avail as it was not yet understood what causes that. And then they'd tell fart jokes.

    Source(s): Big Book of Caveman Life, 7 millionth edition
  • I wolud squash their grapes! I wolud hump like its my duty,  till their grapes were squished so small (how small were they?) Their grapes wolud be so small, they woludnt even need a bag to keep them in. *psshh!* Their grapes wolud be so small, their anuses wolud think they were just a couple more clingons.  So small will their grapes be after my relentless assault, that no charges colud be brought for grape squashing, since there'd be no grapes to even see. *farts unapologetically*

    • Oh you bad climinal, Mistah Tlump!

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  • 2 months ago

    Cavemen didnt grow grapes, they assembled radios in their spare time. Didnt you know? Oh yes. Lots of radios..some of them quite small, and...wait, the japanese did that. Oh. Never mind

    • YOU the one with never mind!  Yeesh.  Here, I make you some fresh bat and green gravy over lice. You love this, try. *hands*

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes, they liked their wine on the ROCKS-   but the pebbles were annoying. 

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They wined about how the pesky wooly mammoths wolud trample their vineyards.😳

    • Ah so! Mistah Weasel wollies about woory mammoth arr the time.  Yeesh! .... Here, I make you some fresh bat and green gravy over lice. You love this, try. *hands*

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  • RR
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They were grapeful to have them to eat.

  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    They did,but it was a fruitless endeavour

    • Pronk
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      You a pear to be correct.🧐👍

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes, but when they didn't they wined about it.

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  • Jess C
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes, they liked big things.

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