If you can't trust the internet for pig demon appeasement rituals then what's the point?

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  • 1 month ago

    The point is you should already know. Corn is the key.

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  • 1 month ago

    Don't they have a corner market for pig demon exocisism equipment?

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  • 1 month ago

    In that case the point is cute cat videos. Hop!

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  • 1 month ago

    Always check the reviews. Ignore the best and worst, they will be from the seller and competitors respectively. Check the return policy, at least your next of kin will get the money back if you are eaten by a porcine manifestation of evil when the product fails.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The words, Norwegian Black Metal come to mind

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  • 1 month ago

    I know, right. I mean, the pig demon isn't going to appease itself.

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