RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If you sleep on a blow-up mattress, will you be saved by the bomb squad?

Update:

@ Candy - She looks "In the pink"!

@ LB - That must have been a bit of a blow

@ LWD - The owners of blow ip dolls expect to bang them...

@ Weasel - I would Lilo after that one

@ MJT - It would be Gone with the Wind

@ Christopher - You are fundementally right.

Update 2:

@ Pronk - You will feel soe rear and sore rear

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  • 2 months ago
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    There is a bomb squad for mattresses and one for dolls.  Blow up dolls come with a health warning which is often ignored. Only reading in bed with them is allowed.

  • 1 month ago

    Maybe,if you live in Grenade-a,my friend.

    Source(s): A Little Big Man answer,my friend.Hi,Little Big Man.
  • 2 months ago

    To save you from being insomnia.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I find they are more comfortable filled with beer,

    but if you drink it you could wake with a sore rear.🍺🤓🍺

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  • Candy
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    It almost came to blows,Mr.RR..

    The bomb squad broke down my door,which was absurd;

    I said,"You've got the wrong house."They gave me the bird.

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  • 2 months ago

    A stewardess OVERHEARD me on my LAST flight TALKING about BLOWING up my AIR mattress....... The US Marshals TOOK me into CUSTODY.......😂😂😂😂

  • 2 months ago

    ahhhhh, so that's what must have happened in Beruit. 

    They do warn you to not over inflate those things!

  • MJT209
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    I have one for camping, it just keeps going down on me, I told it you have to go, and now it just feels deflated

  • 2 months ago

    Yes, those Islamic mattresses self detonate. 

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