Dear Sir or Madam, would you read my book?

It took me years to write, will you take a look? It's based on a novel by a man named Lear and I need a job, so I wanna be a Paperback Writter.

Update:

Yes, and his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the daily mail, it's a steady job but he wants to be a Paperback Writter.

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    Is it a dirty story about a dirty man?

  • 4 weeks ago

    wow.  how inventive.  must have taken you decades to come up with this.    

  • 4 weeks ago

    Your previous questions show you're in training as a troll.

    Please go away.

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