If you opened your electricity bill and water bill at the same time, would you be shocked?
@ Marty - Yes. However, you answered so quickly, I hadn't managed to move it in time.
@ CT - I oipen it and say, "Shlt!"
@ BK - But you are well connected
@ Pronk - Ah! She wanted you warm the water for you!
@ UB - Don't light a match
@ Weasel - It's soggy after you start weeping at the size of it
@ DCCC - Good for you
@ Michael - Fancy carrying around a Wookiee on your head
@ Mama - And in UK, we now have to face the winter.
@ Jack - It's best to let other people open bills. Preferably their own!
@ Adullah - Some people like rubber a lot
@ Elizabeth - You aren't??? Oh. It must be just me.
- PronkLv 74 weeks agoFavourite answer
It can be a real turn off,RR..
Shutting off the electricity really raised my wife’s wrath;
She had just tossed the plugged in toaster into my bath.😩
- JackolanternLv 74 weeks ago
Good one, RR. That's why I turn mine over to my wife. Come to think of it, Her hair has looked a little frazzled at the end of the month.
- Adullah MLv 74 weeks ago
That is why, before opening the two bills at the same time, I would stand on the dry ground with the rubber shoes on and not allow any one to touch on me to prevent shock.
- ElizabethLv 74 weeks ago
I don't understand.
I'm not a two-headed X-men duck ...
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- Big KahunaLv 74 weeks ago
No,I am grounded and then,floored.
- Weasel McWeaselLv 74 weeks ago
Nothing worse than soggy mail.
- DCCCLXXXVIIILv 74 weeks ago
No. I use solar for electricity and a well for water.
- .Lv 74 weeks ago
Depends on how much I would have to pay.
- Anonymous4 weeks ago
Shouldn't this be in the jokes category?
- Mama KimamaLv 74 weeks ago
My water bill is predictable, but my electric bill can vary. Usually I know when I am running it up. So I am expecting the big electric bill, when I had to run the fans etc. a lot more than usual.