Anyone know any good Al Gore jokes?

Update:

LOL!! Awesome.. keep the jokes going!! Love it!

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    He created the internet..

    The proof is in computer Al-Gore-rythms.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.Joe Biden: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.AL GORE: I invented the chicken.JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.KING DAVID: O Lord, why dost the chicken cross the road? And why art the chicken hawks beset around it? Surely in vain the road is crossed in the sight of any predator.GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

  • polly
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.

    After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, "I have bad news and I have worse news."

    "Ok, let's hear the bad news."

    "We did an analysis on the urine and it belongs to Al Gore."

    "And the worse news?"

    "We did a handwriting analysis as well. It belongs to Hillary."

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Well, there's the  Al Goré of the Cave.

    But I like the Al Goré of the long spoons.

    Personally, I prefer Edward Gorey.

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    It's 2020, to still be telling Al Gore jokes is the biggest Al Gore Joke of them all.

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