When will Davie Bwoi publish his proof that ocean acidification doesn't exist?

Question

Which journal will he choose, Nature, Science, or Highlights for Children?

Update:

Three answers so far from people that will not stand behind what they say, so they choose to be anonymous. One doesn't understand what the definition of "acidification" is in chemistry, one incorrectly assumes that knowledge of acidification is dependent on knowing the pH of the ocean "265 years ago", which is a load of codswallop, and the third has nothing but vacuous insults.

Answer 1

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When pigs have wings :)

Answer 2

Acidifying water from 8.2 to 8.1 pH is like melting ice from -21.4°F to -19.2°F.

Answer 3

There is no solid evidence that ocean acidification is the dire threat to marine species that many researchers have claimed. The entire premise is based upon an assumption of what the average pH of the oceans was 265 years ago when it was not possible to measure pH at all, never mind over all the world’s oceans. 

Laboratory experiments in which pH was kept within a range that may feasibly occur during this century show a slight positive effect on five critical factors: calcification, metabolism, growth, fertility and survival.