Lv 6
RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If I asked you for tree puns, would you be stumped?


@ CT - Très intéressant

@ Pronk - I see you tore her off a strip

@ BK - Oak...

@ Anon - At least you weren't barking up the wrong tree!

@ gibbs - However, it might be worth branching out

@ JL - I wood expect nothing less

@ Gladys - SNAP!

Update 2:

@ Anon - but don't branch out

@ HB - I could be the lonesome pine.

@ F - there were a lot more than tree of them there

@ Mrs H - I'm sure you would never  come up with acorny one.

Update 3:

@ MJB - But I'm glad you logged in today

@ V - You would have us all in the palm of your hand!

@ Jack - maybe it needed sprucing up.

@ Anon - Elemen tree

16 Answers

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago
    Favourite answer

    This may sound tearable,but when a lady called me a lumbering oaf; 

    I really laid the wood to her.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Yes. I wood be.  

  • 2 months ago

    Tree puns aren't going to make you poplar, you knot head.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    OAK , YEW ASHed for it. Hey that’s TREE FIR a start. I’m just having a LARCH, that’s PLANE to see.

    I’ll LEAF it there and think of some SYCAMORE when  I’m a bit ELDER or should that be ALDER? Don’t PINE when I’ve gone.

    I’m sure this will be the most poplar answer.

    It’s ACER. CEDAR later!

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes I would leaf and willow in my shame 

  • 2 months ago

    I will Larch forward and take the Elm and bark out orders to Maple.She's a good girl,is Maple,but a bit Willowy.

  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

  • 2 months ago

    I'll go out on a limb and say I will leaf this one unanswered

  • 2 months ago

    I'll have the answer after a branch meeting on the matter.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    I'd go out on a limb and think of something

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