If you arrived at fancy restaurant and got asked if you minded waiting, would you be surprised when they told you to take drinks to table 9?

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Update:

@ Candy - I hope it was still hot!

@ Jack - And I';d like it back, please!

@ LBM - He poured it in my lap and I said "What's this soup doing in my fly?"

@ CT - That's music to my ears

@ Anon - that sounds like Tommy Cooper!

@ OB - Did you keep the job?

@ Pronk - |I'm glad to see my wife took my advice about getting her clothes wet when washing the car.

@ Vega - I'm all embarrassed now!

@ BK - And ended up as the manager

Update 2:

@ Ottoman - True

@ F - Maybe he did work there but it was his last day...

Answer 1

Favourite answer

I noticed a man really enjoying his meal so I asked the waiter ''can I have what he is eating?''   The waiter then went and lifted the man's plate and put it in front of me remarking ''sorry he has eaten all the meat'' 

Source(s): The old ones are the best.

Answer 2

I'll be surprised if they even have their doors open for business. 

Answer 3

I was in Pizza Hut once and asked a guy for another drink. He rudely replied “ I don’t f@cking work here!”

I assumed he did because he was wearing a black polo shirt as did the Pizza hut  staff.

He wasn’t facing me so I didn’t see the lack of logo on his shirt.

Answer 4

It all depends on whether or not the party at table 9 were good tippers! If so, I could take drinks to table 9 all night or until table 9 went silent. I never give up a chance to make an easy buck!    I was standing in the lobby all dressed up waiting for a table when a well dressed gentleman walked up and handed me his coat and a 10 spot. The 10 dollars didn't last long, but the coat still fits perfect!........BAM!

Answer 5

Yes I would, I once said to a waiter, there is a fly in my soup and he said, don't worry it won't drink much LOL.

Pronk, How can I put this, WOW hot or what.

Answer 6

I thought he said take drinks to #9 and replied "Turn me on, dead man"

Obviously he was too young, because he threw me out.

Answer 7

Maître d' at fancy restaurant - "Do you have reservations?"

Patron - "Yes I do, but we came here anyway."

Answer 8

Yes,& 5 hours later they told me

to wash dishes,RR..

Of which then I informed them that my

dishwasher wuz out by my car.🧐

Answer 9

I'm sorry but that was the funniest question of the week bar-none .

It deserves an award for question of the year 

Answer 10

No,when that happened,I ended up working there for 2 years.

Source(s): Hey,LBM....''Waiter,what is this fly doing in my soup?...''I think it's the backstroke.''