Is an old mathematician past his prime?

Question

Update:

@ David - And isn't square

@ BK - The ointment should help

@ CT - that's a prime example of a good answer

@ Pronk - That may be an unknown quantity

Update 2:

@ LB - His days are numbered.

Answer 1

Favourite answer

I keep telling a retired algebra teacher,

“Y be lonely?Look for a new wife..Your

 X aint comen’ back!”

Answer 2

The Count has BEEN around a LONG LONG time....... But the ONE thing YOU can't "COUNT" on from HIM is a HIGH FIVE due to his PUPPET hands.......😂😂😂😂

Answer 3

Not if he can get to the root of the problem.

Answer 4

Yes,I'm afraid he has a square root,poor thing.

Answer 5

Uh oh, 67th birthday coming up?

Now they come fast and furious; 71, 73, 79, 83. 89...

I think he's just reaching his prime, but he may be losing his powers.

Source(s): 81 is probably his last one.