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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 month ago

If you're going to eat a chicken, should you kiss it first?


Laughing Boy, lol:ย  Okee then! "Hi, I'm Fat Bastard and I'm a chicken lover *b'gawk* Shhh, quiet, love. Yew'll ge' us throon out of the meetin!

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4 Answers

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
    Favourite answer

    But WHEN you COUGH and FEATHERS come OUT of your MOUTH?........ Seek PROFESSIONAL help!!!.........๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    They like it when you use foul language, then choke the chicken.

  • As long as it is no more than a 'peck' on the cheek.

  • 1 month ago

    Yes.It tastes like Iguana.

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