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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 month ago

Why did the chicken cross the road after I told her I wanted to eat her? Am I that unappealing?

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    It's not that you're unappealing, but compared to yours it's probably that she felt inadequate in the breast size departmentย 

  • 1 month ago

    Maybe she went for a can of creamed corn...

    You know why.

  • 1 month ago

    There was a storm drain over there.She committed sewerside.

  • 1 month ago

    But WHEN you FIND the RIGHT chicken?....... Imagine THEIR surprise!!!....... You'll be CLUCKING before you KNOW it!!!........๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Source(s): Remember to WRAP your CLUCKER!!!....... It KEEPS it MOIST!!!......๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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  • 1 month ago

    Unappealing?? Not you,!

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    It was the suggestion of stuffing that she objected to, or maybe that video of you choking the chicken.

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